Shit Married Guys Trying To Score Say
Dec 21 2011
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There’s been an plethora of “Shit insert random gender/race Say” video meme’s hitting the internet recently. Most recently comic, Billy Sorrells, took to youtube with his video, “Shit Black Girls Say”. So it had a few laughs, but I really can’t say that as a black woman, I’ve said even 90% of what he characterized in the video. I did get a good laugh of him patting his weave in typical fashion of someone who happens to wear a weave or wig. I’m pretty sure there are a lot of commonalities that could be added to a universal list of “Shit People Say”, but right now, I’m going to focus on Shit Married Guys Trying To Score Say, since I’ve come across so many of them in my dating endeavors.
Shit Married Guys Trying To Score Say
- I’m single, trust me. (God, don’t let me count how many times I’ve heard this one. For now on I’m just going to assume everyone is married.)
- I’ve never been married, trust me. Trust? (I’m convinced most men wouldn’t know what trust was if it came and punched them in the face. ”*pow* I’m Trust, nice to meet you”, “Who did you say you were again?”.)
- I’d rather come to your house because of my rowdy roommates. (Oh the overly used roommate excuse. Yeah they fail to mention their roommate is also the person they said vows to during a wedding ceremony.)
- How about we have a lunch date instead of going out tonight? (Of course it’s easier to get out during the day. Lunch. Then dessert at a hotel room. I’ve seen this on tv plenty of times. Remember The Family That Preys?)
- You’re the only one for me. (Yeah, you…their wife..and whatever other woman they’re sleeping with at the time)
- That isn’t a ring mark on my finger. (See, now a lot of dark skin men could get away w/out having a ring mark..but those that tan easily…not so easy to hide)
- I’ve never cheated on anyone. (What they meant to say, is that they’ve never cheated on anyone besides their wife)
- I’m a lobbyist. (Congressman, Lobbyist..I guess they’re interchangeable)
- That’s my sister calling me. (Yeah, your sister also left you a text message saying, “I love the way you hold me”…Incest much?)
10. And Finally….To his wife, “I have no idea who this woman is! That bitch cray!!” (When all else fails…just call the chick that found you out a crazy bitch. More than likely if the wife is dumb as a doorknob, she’d probably believe him)
